danisontnonfire:

elizabitchgillies:

The story of The Upper East Side widow.

these are getting more and more specific

theflavourofyourlips:

The only way to do it

fonzworthcutlass:
“ ericaclark1908:
“ pr1nceshawn:
“ The struggle was real.
”
They will never fucking know!
”
I swear. But I could still send a 2 paragraph text in 30seconds.
”

fonzworthcutlass:

ericaclark1908:

pr1nceshawn:

The struggle was real.

They will never fucking know!

I swear. But I could still send a 2 paragraph text in 30seconds.

wtfzodiacsigns:
“Leo: You always treat your friends like family and will never give a compliment if you really don’t mean it. - WTF Zodiac Signs Daily Horoscope!
”

wtfzodiacsigns:

Leo: You always treat your friends like family and will never give a compliment if you really don’t mean it. - WTF Zodiac Signs Daily Horoscope!

geistbox:
“ This motherfucker sat on this account for two fucking years waiting to make this joke and all I can think about is how long they must have agonized thinking of the best way to deliver the punchline that they would only have one shot in...

geistbox:

This motherfucker sat on this account for two fucking years waiting to make this joke and all I can think about is how long they must have agonized thinking of the best way to deliver the punchline that they would only have one shot in their life at doing.

flirty-posts:
“ relationship posts?
”
wtfzodiacsigns:
“ more WTF Zodiac Signs Daily Horoscope here!
”
wtfzodiacsigns:
“ more WTF Zodiac Signs Daily Horoscope here!
”